Q&A's

the boys seriously do or say the most random hilarious stuff sometimes.

today i took a little good old power (nana) nap.

- you know you take them as well

i must have fallen asleep with my mouth open

and i woke up to zayden putting lego in my mouth.

all you people that keep telling me you don't believe this kid is crazay and wild

he put LEGO in my MOUTH and he's two.

braxton's our thinker.

he thinks realllllll deep about EVERYTHING.

so we were driving past the cemetery yesterday 

and he was asking about what happened to uncle mark.

i told him someone shot him.

Q1: Was it with a real life gun?

A1: Yep, a real life one.

Q2: Why did they shoot him?

A2: Uncle Mark had some not good friends.

Q3: Oh, so were uncle mark's friends pirates?

A3: Uhhh, yes yes they were pirates.

Q4: Were they after his treasure?

A4: Uhhhh, yes yes that's what they were after.

Braxton: I will never be friends with pirates then mum.

this little snippet is a little bit more on the gross side 

but it made me laugh so hard at how random his thought was.

later in the afternoon braxton was on the toilet while i was doing my hair.

Q1: Mum, does my bumhole get bigger when i do big poo's.

A1: *insert cricket sounds and a very blown away look on my face* No braxton, no it doesn't.

kids.